It is better to have laughed, during the Hard Times, then to take all the Bad News to Heart
From the Heart, to those who can:
- A Day without sunshine............ is like night
-On the other hand........you have different fingers
-42.7 percent of statistics..... are made up on the spot.......
-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
-Remember, half the people you know are below average
-He who laughs last.... is the slowest
-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
-The early bird may get the worm,; but, the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
-Support Bacteria,..........Its the only culture some people have
-A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory
-Change is inevitable, except for from vending machines....
-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
-How many believe in Psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand!
-Ok, so what is the speed of Dark?
-When everything is coming your way, You're in the wrong Lane...duck!!!!
-Hard Work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now
-How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-What happens if you get 'Scared Half To Death', TWICE??
-Why do Psychics, ask your name?
-Inside every older person, is a younger person asking 'what the heck happened?'
-Just remember, if the World didn't suck, we would fall off
-Light travels faster than sound, that is why people appear bright until you hear them speak
-Life isn't 'like a box of chocolates' It's more like jalapenos, what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
GOT THESE IN AN EMAIL, VERY APROPOS FOR TODAY...........
PRAY FOR PEACE IN ISRAEL, and for OUR country.
These proposed changes can only happen, if we sit on our Butts......PASS IT ON
RAIN on those who think they REIGN..SELAH...GSM